The Commissioner's Memo

The Three Faces of Tony Loff: three black and white archival portraits of Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler and Kim Jong Un, captioned Josef Loffalin, Adolf Loffler and Tony Jong Un
Exhibit A. Entered into the record by the Commissioner, August 2026.
Memorandum
To
Degenerate GMs
From
Commissioner BlakeBro
Cc
Co-Commissioner Tony Loff (Chief Resident, Department of Doing What I Say)
Date
August 2026
Re
New League Year

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HAPPY FANTASY, YOU COWARDS.